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TOP 10 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART -


TAGS: hope you appreciate the effort
Rating: 4.46/5

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oldthrashbar - April 20, 2013, 8:30 pm
Just thought I would point out that this is not original material. Previous comments led me to believe that was important on this site. Thats why I'm mentioning it. Just saying. Still a funny joke though.
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm
sorry only meant to post once
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:39 pm
In america thats a job well done
hesterXtheXjester - July 8, 2011, 2:38 pm
In america thats a job well done
Bolverk37782 - July 7, 2011, 6:07 pm
Or in the UK use ASDA instead of Wal-Mart (their owned by the same tight gits)


FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD -


TAGS: the skilled and talented can go to hell for all fortune cares
Rating: 4.57/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:41 pm
There's still good music out there, and always remember, even then there was stupid pop music. We don't remember the stupid pop music because it aged poorly, just like the stupid pop music of today.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:40 pm
because the music which has moved mankind through seven decades leading to the millennium will whither and die on the vine of abandonment and neglect.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:39 pm
Turn your backs now and you snuff out the fragile candles of Blues, R&B and Soul, and when those flames flicker and expire, the light of the world is extinguished
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:38 pm
Louie Jordon, Little Walter, Big Walter, Sonnyboy Williamson I and II, Otis Redding, Jackie Wilson, Elvis Presley, Lieber and Stoller, and Robert K. Weiss.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
violence-laden gangsta-rap, acid pop, and simpering, saccharine, soulless slush. Depart now and you forever separate yourselves from the vital American legacies of Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Willie Dixon, Jimmy Reed, Memphis Slim, Blind Boy Fuller,
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:37 pm
You may go if you wish. But remember this: walk away now and you walk away from your crafts, your skills, your vocations; leaving the next generation with nothing but recycled, digitally-sampled techno-grooves, quasi-synth rhythms, pseudo-songs of
nicholsjoshua15 - July 16, 2013, 12:47 pm
The only Pop Star I like is Ellie Goulding. That being said give me The Doors, Pink Floyd, R.E.M., Soundgarden,Smashing Pumpkins, Cage The Elephant, and Poets Of The Fall
twill1962 - February 11, 2013, 9:34 pm
Most modern music is overly repetitious and unoriginal. Give me Godd Ol' disco over "Dance Music" any day.
motifayk - January 26, 2013, 1:39 am
Its not like I don't enjoy the sounds of newer musicians. Its just that the lyrics, autotune, pre-recorded electro beats, samplers and free software with their own loops have made it that much more easier for even me to make music.
trek - January 25, 2013, 10:55 am
As a member of the new generation that supposedly supports these new "artists", I can assure you that I love 80s music. Most music today falls under the first category, although there are some artists who write their own music. RIP Freddie Mercury


Guilty By Suspicion -


TAGS: grammer english rules suspect comfort
Rating: 4.88/5

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premiumgrade - March 22, 2015, 11:29 pm
Beautiful, and CLEVER. 5L, for sure.
Greybeard - June 16, 2014, 3:57 am
;) Thank you.
MissPriss - June 16, 2014, 3:51 am
Certinly a 5L repli I'm gonna start usin'. Thanx Gray!
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 11:21 pm
Thank you :)
chickenlittle - June 15, 2014, 10:13 am
that's hilarious! :D
Greybeard - June 15, 2014, 4:13 am
Thank you :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2014, 12:25 am
AWESOME!


FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass


TAGS: chinese fortune cookie marriage annoy
Rating: 4.69/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:09 am
Didn't this thought originate with Rita Rudner?
Budog - July 2, 2011, 2:10 pm
Right on !!! Congrats. Now get busy and giver her "the shocker" occasionally, they love that stuff. Well at least it's worked for me.
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 11:45 am
Didn't call her that, called my brothers fiance that and she liked it... scary Thanks 8)
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
A-Max, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT call your bride "a guy with t**s!" Best Friend will work well. BTW, Congrats!
ArturiusMaxwell - June 11, 2011, 5:25 am
I'm getting married next friday and I am working this into my vows! AWESOMESAUCE!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 6:18 pm
I was an Army Infantryman. Then 2nd enlistment, Navy Hospital Corpsman. Because of Army experience put in the field as a Corpsman with the USMC.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:44 pm
Proud member of the Army Medical Department (AMEDD)-- Mastication Management Specialist!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:38 pm
Verdect, the hallway, kitchen counter, dining table etc. It kind of freaks the kids out though. And we aren't allowed in certain home furnishing stores anymore...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:36 pm
MilDoc, LOL I just figured that out, Copious Motofaking, too much beer and being tired tends to dull the faculties. Does your user name have anything to do with being a military medic?
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:23 pm
Budog, I think that qualifies as a "left handed compliment." Either that, or just plain scary! That being said, 5 Chop 5tix for the cookie!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:36 am
In the cool way, not the prison kind of way...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:35 am
I want to like that but not in THAT way...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:03 am
I am a blessed man, my Wife is so cool she is like a dude with tits.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:54 am
Wow.. My hats off to you sir. You must be well an truly into the "Hallway sex" part of your relationship ;)
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:21 am
26 years here, we could have killed them and already been out on parole for good behavior...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:56 am
*wipes tear from eye* Been dedicated 15 years..


APOLOGIES -


TAGS: extra effort means the most
Rating: 4.95/5

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lgvernon - July 14, 2012, 12:09 am

Thanks, SD!~~
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:25 pm
LOL! 5L for you lgvernon.


AND SO THIS IS - Christmas and what have you done


TAGS: mary lennon iwill burn forthis
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - December 16, 2011, 1:00 am
LOL!


APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




MINIMALISM -




FETISH -


TAGS: fetish feet shoes uncomfort
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:27 pm
and then a double post ...mondays suck
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels


THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.


TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.35/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!


YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN - You even get trolled by fortune cookies.


TAGS: fortune cookie get trolled by
Rating: 4.55/5

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koloheiole - January 17, 2013, 11:03 pm
this shoudl have a "forever alone" guy in it somewhere. 5L!


ANTI-ZOMBIE FORTRESS. - Thats where I'm living when the apocalypse happens.


TAGS: anti zombie fortress
Rating: 4.37/5

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maoworks2 - December 2, 2011, 6:01 pm
Smart Stuff !


EPIPHANIES - Those fleeting moments when your stupidity steps aside for your brilliance.


TAGS: doris superman clark kent fortress solitude funny
Rating: 2.56/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 8:57 am
Superman could eat him and the whole weapon x program and shit out an adamantium memorial to the whole thing.
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 6:36 am
i forgot he was in mrvel and SM was dc... but same theory applies to the marvel universe... since one of his powers is breaking the 4th wall.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:46 am
Deadpool is from a different universe (Marvel) but even if he did, it's a bit hard to see a threat there. Would you ever tell on anyone who could make your head fly into space with the flick of a finger?
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 3:27 am
i wonder if deadpool knows all these guys' scret identities...


TRUE LOVE -




FUN SIZED SNICKERS? -


TAGS: tiny hardly worth the effort candy bars
Rating: 3.46/5

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BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:42 pm
I see, a pinball flipper, eH!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's a finishing move....I remember the arcade game.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:37 pm
Hey, he only wants is his watch back
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm
Okay, yeah, he's not doing a basketball signal. Bart will tell you what my avatar's doing. He's one of the few others here that knows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
WTF is that supposed to mean?....are you dissing my mother?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:33 pm
:})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:28 pm
Steam trains eh?....you are a backwards people. Take it easy Derek, I'm just funnin with ya.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
Humour can be like pressure in a steam train. You seem to have let off too much Mooooooooooooooooooo.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Sorry about that. I never was much good at basketball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
Ha!...even spell check hates New Zealand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm
I forget ....does Kiwi mean you're from New Zealand, or that you're totally gay?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm
The urge to reply with, "Yes, yours" was not exactly defeated seeing how, well, I still typed it... but no, my avatar is signaling the DOUBLE DRIBBLE violation in the game of basketball. Good guess, though. ;)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Thank you Produce. Is your avatar tossing a salad?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
I'm a Kiwi Mooooooooooooooooooo, as your globe should tell yooooooooooooo.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
;}) looks exactly like V, Derek.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm
Where are you from Derek....I'll come up with some more appropriate stereotypes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
Narwhals go wherever I tell them to.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:08 pm
It's true, I am 4º out, however your knowledge of narwhals is a hemisphere out. ;})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:58 pm
Just checked my globe....opposite side of the planet from England is Ocean....so I'm gonna assume you're a Narwhal.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker - yes, I am having fun now! ;})
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:53 pm
So glad you've learnt to spell you name consistently Mooooooooooooooooooo. The self-respect was hard-earned. I think we got it from the same institution. (Not a "Limey" BTW - opposite side of the planet.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
Fish and chips in newspaper?.....where's your self respect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm
Just because they only let you limey fucks eat black pudding and Indian takeaways....doesn't give you the right to criticize Derek.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
and you weigh... ?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:41 am
Agreed. 5.


WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND TROUBLED -




DEATH -


TAGS: wheel of fortune
Rating: 4.77/5

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Sean - December 19, 2010, 10:43 pm
Disclaimer: That "... to reruns of Wheel of Fortune" thingy ... also a race to nowhere, but with chafing.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 19, 2010, 10:39 am
lol...deep thoughts there...lol
rerun - December 16, 2010, 9:36 pm

back when Vanna was still smoking hot....and I would have added the tags
Sean - December 16, 2010, 7:31 pm
I woulda put Vanna White in the tags if I thought we were still allowed to have fun with the tags. *huff*


TEAM FORTRESS 2 - what the people who play it look like


TAGS: tf2 team fortress 2
Rating: 3/5

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aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 7:57 am
my best poster lol
spacedog - September 17, 2009, 12:56 pm
Looks more the regulars of motifake.


DELEGATION -


TAGS: calendar effortless
Rating: 4.88/5

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Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 11:18 am
Damn, i knew there was a spinner thingie!!!
spacedog - June 3, 2011, 5:32 pm
Bingo! 5L


home -


TAGS: home comfort be yourself
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 9:33 pm
I had to google tribbles, very funny! :)
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:59 am
Oh gawd, Tribbles!


GIFT OF GIVING -


TAGS: gift parents taught fortunate toy
Rating: 4.93/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 6:26 pm
I know a guy who had this philosophy. The guy dating his ex wife didn't believe him and tried to start a fight anyway. Then he fell down.
JesusWept - December 28, 2012, 10:06 pm
LMAO!! Brilliant XD
Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:58 pm

nicely done.


ONWARD! -


TAGS: sally forth tally ho and all that rot charge boldly into adversity
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bolverk633 - October 4, 2014, 9:39 am
Evolution!! – Back to the water!!


SCHADENFREUDE -


TAGS: schadenfreude pleasure misfortune winter snow
Rating: 4.48/5

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CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:17 pm
snowing all weekend? we get that much over night sometimes


DREAM - Some dream... Others do!


TAGS: achieve accomplish will fortitude triumph
Rating: 3.92/5

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RonE - May 1, 2011, 6:57 am
it happens : ) learning curve n' all.
Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 2:15 pm
You're coming out of the starting blocks pretty well, RonE...but don't be afraid to stumble a bit. 4L


ARMS FORT - Puts the AT-AT to shame...


TAGS: arms fort armored core for answer
Rating: 2.76/5

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wtf - October 3, 2008, 9:09 pm
man, let them have their nerd fun


TRUST -




SOLITUDE -


TAGS: share evenly comfortable sleep calendar
Rating: 4.79/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 4:55 pm
Being divorced this poster made me feel like I had a little piece of revenge somehow. Nice!


DISCOMFORT -


TAGS: june calendar discomfort
Rating: 4.62/5

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MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:33 pm
I like it! Nicely done, Hou5e!


FORTUNE COOKIE - Remember to make your fortune more interesting, always add "In Bed" to the end of the fortune...


TAGS: fortune cookie in bed interesting
Rating: 4.52/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:12 pm
5h5h5h


MARRIAGE -




COME ON BABY -


TAGS: ape fights effort crankyhead
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:43 pm
I'd have expected the electric slide.


EFFORTLESS -




RAY COMFORT -




LET'S BUILD A FORT - The only thing I love more than making a fort is making love in our fort.


TAGS: fort love
Rating: 3.8/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 10:04 am
what ? no movie, no dinner ? :)
HallieMarie - February 8, 2012, 11:26 pm
Come build a fort with me then?? =$
BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:54 pm
g55d stuff Hallie. this one is cute :)
TrueGrave - February 8, 2012, 7:08 pm
My favourite poster by far Hallie! 5 Forts
Reality Lord - February 8, 2012, 8:46 am

you should submit thius to our sister site moti-twist


COOLEST TREE FORT EVER - 'Nuff Said


TAGS: tree fort
Rating: 2.8/5

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Derek - August 22, 2009, 12:08 am
Pretty amazing all right.


EFFORTLESS - Often, that which looks effortless Takes the greatest of skill and concentration to accomplish


TAGS: effortless
Rating: 4.94/5

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Diggy - June 5, 2011, 5:37 pm
Like a boss...
Reality Lord - June 3, 2011, 8:09 pm

yup
spacedog - June 2, 2011, 9:41 pm
Nice one, house. 5L
house - June 2, 2011, 9:27 pm
thx rerun....also posted to MotiTwist
rerun - June 2, 2011, 9:11 pm

am5ome


SUCKS TO BE YOU -


TAGS: luck alone fortune
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sho - February 9, 2012, 12:41 pm
Thank you :)
mariand - February 9, 2012, 3:47 am
yup...great one!
forseti - February 9, 2012, 2:32 am
first fav'd after a while for me. Great work, Sho! Thx!
Verdeckt - February 9, 2012, 1:46 am
Awe5ome!


RHINESTONE COWBOY -




EPIPHANY -


TAGS: yet unfortunatley people love themselves too much to giv eit all up hammy
Rating: 4.6/5

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Hawamleh - November 7, 2010, 9:18 am
Thank You
lesterinside - November 7, 2010, 8:43 am
those who seek happiness must first learn contentment. whatever. 5L hammy
Reality Lord - November 7, 2010, 4:54 am

solid 5.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 7:09 pm
Perfectly safe Actually
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:54 pm

is is safe or PM conversation?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:50 pm
You really Want To know ?
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:48 pm

baby aspirin & OJ? should I even ask?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm
I Amaze Even Myself sometimes... Oh Who Am I Kidding, baby aspirin And Orange Juice here I Come
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:42 pm
Nice Save Hammy
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:41 pm
Well At Least You get the Idea, And Also the second Implied Idea. (No One Is Perfect)
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:39 pm

sadly, once is is posted it is here to stay unless you have a really great reason. Spelling does not count as a reason...if it did I would delete about 1/2 of mine.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 6:37 pm
I Know This Is A Lot To Ask, But can You Delete This...So I Can Repost Without spelling Errors. And Thanks For the Lions And, Special thanks To You rerun :D
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 6:24 pm
Lose. 5L
rerun - November 6, 2010, 6:22 pm

maybe your best to date


CHOCOLATE -




DEATH TO AMERICA -


TAGS: an a for effort
Rating: 3.93/5

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Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 4:48 pm
Looks like they stole someone's beach towel to do an impromptu burning.
AdmiralAckbar - October 12, 2010, 2:26 pm
and haters going to hate.
beastmaster - October 12, 2010, 2:23 pm
Oh, Achmed ... As Cousin Forrest would say "Stoopid is as stoopid does." LOL
Airman - September 29, 2010, 3:20 pm
LOL @ Haar. I thought it was a British Flag, but not exactly, or Australia. Nope. cook islands it is then
Haarakkon - September 29, 2010, 2:49 pm
Better odds.
Arkot - September 29, 2010, 2:33 pm
Yes I do know what a joke is but I'm not sure if I'm just not very good at making them or if I simply have a really wierd sense of humour. And why the Cook Islands?
Airman - September 29, 2010, 2:30 pm
HA! Death to the Cook Islands!
Airman - September 29, 2010, 2:25 pm
do you understand the concept of a joke? this isn't motifact.. on a side note, your avatar strongly resembles a uterus, with fallopian tubes. Numpties.. never heard it, but I do like it
Arkot - September 29, 2010, 2:16 pm
What a load of numpties, there aren't even any countries that use the flag they're burning


GOLDEN ARCHES - Within the fortress of the Golden Arches, even magic can not protect thee from the evil curse it casts.




MUM'S NIGHT OFF - Every night; clearly




SEMANTICS -


TAGS: luck effort motivation cliche optimist
Rating: 4.83/5

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Sean - January 1, 2011, 1:33 pm
This is a rock solid demotivator. A slap in the face to idiots who say and pretnd to believe stuff like this.


SOLITUDE - 1,000's Of Miles Away From Civilization. Finally Free Of Life, Only To Realize. ... You Forgot The Beer.


TAGS: bliss solitude misfortune
Rating: 4.33/5

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Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 11:51 pm
Yeah, a lot of the ones I started with were personal or inside jokes. So I guess that is why they were so low. Only a few people would get them. XD
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 3:22 pm
defiantly one of your best


GANGLAND -




Now Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Program -


TAGS: twilight zone comfort attitude life
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:28 pm
Thank you. Your's was awesome as usual. :)
Reality Lord - August 13, 2014, 7:33 am

very nice series


Meh -




TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: goddamn lying fortune cookies pzy
Rating: 4.93/5

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pzykosiz - September 8, 2011, 7:33 pm
i baked one for each of us. she was supposed to get the one with the chloroform
Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:11 pm
This is wonderful. Uhmmm, be honest. The cookie ... you baked it yourself didn't you? And you mispelled her name on the fortune, eh?


DISCOMFORT-DOING WHAT WE DON'T WANT TO DO -


TAGS: dicomfort parachute don t wanna jump
Rating: 4.8/5

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MPsniper - June 11, 2011, 8:10 am
all good canopies with a couple minor low speeds, and 1 rather memorable high speed.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:50 pm
MP-- the question is "Did you have 528 successful LANDINGS?!" I've always heard it's not the fall the kills you, but rather the rapid deceleration at ground level that does one in!
ICEMAN - June 9, 2011, 11:23 pm
Classic. 5L
MPsniper - June 9, 2011, 6:41 pm
HEY.... i was the FIRST one out the door! i have logged 528 successful exits from an aircraft in flight.


YOU AND I - Are here to help others Why the others are here I don't know


TAGS: charity human condition less fortunate
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - September 3, 2012, 1:55 pm
5L for this one!!
CloudchaserS - September 3, 2012, 11:59 am
To teach us to be kind to others?


IT DID MISS A FEW SPOTS THOUGH -




THE PROBLEM WITH FOOD PROPOSALS - Is the awkward three hours it takes you to bake the cake saying "No."




DISCOMFORT -


TAGS: discomfort boot in ass
Rating: 4.6/5

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BrassMonkey - January 29, 2012, 7:18 pm
Looks like hes got a pretty severe case of foot in ass syndrome


MAKING A DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: world better effort
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 21, 2012, 9:45 am
Thanks guys!
ughomer - November 21, 2012, 8:16 am
Plus the Toilet Seat Covers dispenser was EMPTY!
Greybeard - November 21, 2012, 2:59 am
LoL. Great poster. Fav'd and hung up in our porta potties outside... : )


MAKING A DIFFERENCE -




ENVY - I wish my dog would crap fortune cookies




MMMMMMMMMMM.... - crystal.


TAGS: crystal ball fortune teller
Rating: 3/5

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spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:42 pm
Say what? Did I get dyslexic and submit this when I was sleep-motifaking? Weird. Not the poster, it's creator's name that's oddly familiar.
MrRandom - April 16, 2010, 3:18 am
Juice. Duhhhhhh.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 3:11 am

meth?


TEAM FORTRESS - Boys Aloud "Building a Viberator"


TAGS: team fortress memex
Rating: 2.47/5

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Me - February 7, 2009, 9:37 pm
You're a stupid bitch, of course tf2 doesn't make it CLEAR she's a she, it makes it AMBIGUOUS. Whether you think the pyro's a he or a she only a fucktard would argue that it's CLEAR.
Mr.Man - January 22, 2009, 6:58 pm
Why is the chick with the flame thrower a girl in both pics? the real team fortress makes it clear that the flame thrower chick is a girl so is this one supposed to be a transvestite?


WHAT IT TAKES -


TAGS: fort minor remember the name beach foot prints welcome
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - July 27, 2010, 12:28 am

cranky...for what they pay us...WE are great.
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:03 am
This is great =)
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:56 pm
So, that's the dude you were following, Rality? LOL! 5L


DILIGENCE -


TAGS: work effort goal
Rating: 4.83/5

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EVIL -


TAGS: money material fame fortune golddigger
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 3:56 pm
Let's call a spade a spade here, forseti. Derek nailed it! LOL!
Derek - November 29, 2010, 3:54 pm
It's a tough legacy. Germans do have a habit of making cool/mean-looking cars (and women).
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:37 pm
why using a picture with a German flag???????? tz...


COMFORT FOOD? -


TAGS: comfort for aggy cubby
Rating: 4.33/5

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FatherTyme - December 25, 2010, 11:32 am
*Bows before Lord Cubbybear and his lyrical work of art*


A SHINING EXAMPLE OF AGING -


TAGS: june calendar discomfort
Rating: 4.32/5

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Greeny - June 10, 2011, 6:35 am
Thanks tellit - I'd been sitting on the picture for quite a while...
tellitlikeitis - June 9, 2011, 11:11 pm
Funny one Greeny.


FORTRESS FORLORN -




NO MATTER WHAT -




FORTUNE COOKIES - The truth is out there


TAGS: fortune cookie
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - December 22, 2009, 9:20 pm

hope you do well.
BoneCD - December 19, 2009, 9:29 pm
5 furry fortune poodles...now I'm off to play the lotto
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:17 pm

M - damn - wish I hade added that. A - I make plenty od bombs....some I cannot believe I ever thought would make the grade
agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 8:15 pm
You're always good, rerun! Learn to love making bombs once in awhile. It's liberating!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 19, 2009, 8:15 pm
If it's in a fortune cookie, wouldn't it be "5r's" 5 Rions!
rerun - December 19, 2009, 8:14 pm

thanks - I am trying to put effort into my posters.
spacedog - December 19, 2009, 8:13 pm
Nice one rerun. 5Ls


DILEMMA - Should I buy another vowel or just solve it


TAGS: rl wheel of fortune
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 5, 2012, 10:44 am
have you never played Hangman? It can't be toe be gone.. all of the O's are already on the board. Try the letter I.. it make a little more sense.. then an H..
holymoly - April 4, 2012, 7:49 pm
sucks the "toe be gone"..... I don't get it ;) 5l btw.. Love the idea..


MERCILESS -




RULE 17 BROKEN - Be a Hero


TAGS: team fortress billy versus snakeman hero leroy
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Kamai

M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 11:15 am
Where will he keep enough ammo to effectively fire about 13 mini guns?? and other assorted weapons... oh well, nice idea though
Hremsfeld - February 28, 2010, 10:12 am
I think he's got the double tap covered, though...


HONEST EFFORT - It's always good to show some style. before that sudden faceplant in front of everybody comes.


TAGS: ski effort grey scorpion helped out
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

Bob D. Sailor - March 2, 2010, 12:14 am
Snow blades are fun!!! I know I've used them.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 7:16 pm
Grey?


UNFORTUNATE TITLE - Home made cookies? No, thank you. No...really I'm good. I'M NOT EATING ANYTHING OUT OF THAT DAMN BOOK!




UPDATES - This game needs to get them more often.




QUALITY -




LOVE - is a many splendored thing.




KILLING -




MISFORTUNE - the kind of fortune that never misses.


TAGS: misfortune
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Sound

TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2010, 7:06 pm
True, but it's a good try for a new member. Maybe try searching for tags to avoid making a duplicate poster next time sound.
Sean - August 25, 2010, 6:54 pm
The pic has been used on motifake before and the caption is a lame cliche.
Faceplant31 - August 25, 2010, 5:12 pm
Brutal and funny - 5L! No i don't find the cat with the arrow in its head funny but the fake.


CONFUCIUS - Confucius... smart man




DOCTOR - Zat's Doctor assisted homicide


TAGS: medic doctor team fortress 2 tf2
Rating: 1.36/5

More motifakes by Liam Andrew Collins

Higher Powers - June 25, 2009, 7:07 pm
The hell he is! Dr. House is unbeatable with his walking-stick!
NREEEOW - February 5, 2009, 7:26 pm
Yes. Yes he is.
Khatmonsuk - January 6, 2009, 11:11 am
Dr.Cox is way better than House.


PARANOIA -




The Road To Hollywood -




candor -


TAGS: miss effort
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Zeitguy - July 8, 2014, 1:35 am
My empty attempts of veiled connection have been revealed.


Legacy -


TAGS: mortality time memories comfort hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 10:57 pm

We've been DNR(Do Not Resuscitate)organ donors for as long as those designations have been available. Figure the best gift I can give are eyes, kidneys, skin~~whatever anyone else can use.
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 10:15 pm
Works for me…wish some would forget me now………
Greeny - May 4, 2014, 9:59 pm
Truth - tombstones are a waste of money - 5L


Aspirations -


TAGS: honesty time effort goals realism
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Greeny - September 29, 2014, 11:24 pm
The fa5t way to achievement!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 10:12 pm
done


Effort -




FORTUNE -




Fortitude -




Nothing Matters After A While -


TAGS: time calendar effort pay off
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - November 29, 2013, 6:08 am
Boy, does it ever. At around two I was made aware of ultimate departures. Took me another year to shed my blanky. Now, now I’m just scared of living too long.
Greeny - November 29, 2013, 4:02 am
Thank you Gary; does not the inevitable dirt nap loses some of its scariness with every passing day?
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 10:36 pm
Well……..profundity seems to mottle an already mottled brain…I hate (luv) you Greeny (….Ba5tard)


Joint Ventures -




SOLACE -




High Fidelity -


TAGS: another satisfaction poster forty fives
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - March 15, 2014, 10:15 pm
Dang, Greeny, I think I get the gist…maybe. Or this is a tad beyond me. Anyhoot, my folks had a 45 player like that.


Fame and fortune -


TAGS: fame fortune
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by chetter

Greeny - April 8, 2014, 8:53 pm
Bam! Right out of the Gate! 5L
Cannabal - April 8, 2014, 6:38 pm
Chetter, love your work. 5Ls
Oldsod - April 8, 2014, 7:20 am
Nice first effort, Chetter!


Retirement -


TAGS: money savings comfortable living
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 1:58 am
Eerie that you noticed it on a Tuesday...glad you made it through the day 'sod. Thanks hun!
Oldsod - August 18, 2015, 7:17 am
I...I don't know how I missed this, but 5'd and Faved!


Y? -


TAGS: wheel of fortune puzzle solve vowels
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:53 pm
Thanks Jesus!
JesusWept - November 20, 2015, 6:09 am
Missed this one. Better late than never. L L L L L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 18, 2015, 5:36 pm
This is awesome!
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:36 am
Eh?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 6:37 pm
Heh heh


TOO MANY -


TAGS: shelter misfortune paradise
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 13, 2012, 10:29 am
Im honoured! Thanks grey...L's from the great poster creator himself...you are one of the few that achieve quality AND quantity beautifully. Both of you commented...faint!
Greybeard - November 13, 2012, 2:38 am
Superior and insightfull. 6L's if it were possible.
MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 5:45 pm
Thanks sho....
Sho - November 12, 2012, 4:49 pm
Clo5e enough.


WELCOME MY CHILD - I'll tell you your future in explicit detail, for I'm Madam Ruby. I... know... all. Now, may you please tell me your name.




STEVE & PENGEN ROAD TRIP -


TAGS: fortitude patience tolerance and love
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Greeny

steve1961 - January 11, 2013, 12:34 pm
5L...now to throw the car into Reverse...
ughomer - January 11, 2013, 12:07 pm
5L, 5L, 5L, 5L, .....
Sho - January 11, 2013, 11:26 am
Almo5t chocked on my sandwich
Zetmonk - January 11, 2013, 9:32 am
Luckily mine is ending, I'll clean my desk tomorrow after it dried.
GaryO - January 11, 2013, 8:54 am
Snorting coffee is not the best way to start yer day....but 5L


FOOD AS ESCAPE -




premonitions -


TAGS: fortune cookie fortunef cookie one of those days
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2014, 1:55 am
It's been that way every time I open up one of those. I have, uh.... given up. Glad you like it.
lgvernon - December 31, 2013, 12:53 pm

I refuse to pop any New Year's Fortune Poppers this time. I'm certain one of them (or perhaps all of them) will contain this sentiment.


FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - Well it's about damn frickin' time !!!


TAGS: fortune cookie wisdom
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:05 am
Subtle and strong... very well done.


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